And now... (drums on the background) - for the question we have all been waiting for:
  Q: what did I make this site for?
  A:
this stupid web site is made for... mmm... how can I describe it... to be a really cool thing !! well, I can't explain it here, but if you'll press on the eye down there you'll see.
first of all, our teem offer you cup of coffee...
and from this point just enjoy the web.
by the way, we (actually, it's only me) suggest you to tern this to your homepage, so press on "control"+d'
so... let the the games begin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-If you want to see some great pictures I've painted press on the little robodisk.
-if you want to see what do I look like (!) press on the kiss... (that's because you will be sorry you can't kiss me after you see me)
-(warning: the next sentence contains material for adults only.  Check if you are an adult before reading.)
What is that fucken name: "at jonathan's" ?? if u wanna see press on the... eye.
-Press on the explosion to find out how many people have already visited my web site (and that's because there's an explosiion with the counter-that counting the number of the people).
-E-mail me (pretty please!!!!!)  - Guess how?  must be the little mailbox picture!
-my guest book guest book is very cool, chek it by pressing the sun.
-I have some really nice games that not way to much, u'll love it !!! so, if you wanna see the computer games press on the... computer !!!